I tear up when I get my eyebrows plucked. I wax them myself now (because all the pain in one quick go > lots of small, spikey pain >.>). It's not that it hurts, it's just that it makes my eyes water. Sort of like when you knock your nose. Can't be waxing my lady garden though. Tried that once...I had one bald…

Thanks for this :)

HA!

That sounds like I'd need coke to just make it through a meeting (fu telling me to tan, I don't like the orange look). Although I'd prefer something herbal. But I suppose that would encourage unapproved calorie consumption and how will I wear a bikini and be oggled by men then?! *faint*

....making someone watch a film they don't want to is abuse??? O.o;; Good Lord, the amount of times I have been subject to abuse by friends! Stop the presses. I think the SATC movie was the worst...may need counselling for that one!!! *faints*

....the lack of basic scientific knowledge of the general population upaets me greatly. I was never great at science (oh Chemistry, we never did love each other...) but Christ on a pogo stick THIS IS BASIC BIO LOGIC. HOW...Just how would a sperm, long dead, that could only have touched an egg that is also long gone,…

my boyfriend and I always giggle if something funny happens during sex XD I think its just a natural part of enjoying yourself (and sex is quite hillarious, when you think about it lol)

I find that so interesting, because I am the complete opposite. I could quite happily have a baby if I didn't have to do the whole pregnancy/birth thing. I just don't understand the desire for such discomfort! Maybe i am just a wimp (i totally am lol) Also lack of wine! ;) (only half joking about the wine)

Eh?! Really....? I lived in the US (I'm British) and got a drivers license and went to school there without showing my birth certificate (I showed my ID, which was a passport for the driving license). I have never used my birth certificate for anything, as far as I know. It's in a box somewhere, gathering dust (I…

So is frozen basically when you ask for blue steak (literally just flamed on each side and pretty much raw but warm in the middle)? Because that is how I like my steak *mmmm raw meat*

I love your friend XD

I was a bit concerned about the non-hormonal ones—I've heard lots of horror stories with massively heavy bleeding and wicked bad cramps. But I have to say, since having my implant out, my period pains just aren't bad any more, so if they got a bit worse I wouldn't really care all that much (can always take some pain…

Question: Has anyone here had a tough time with the implant (the rod in your arm), but been able to use the IUD? Because omfg the stick in my arm made me super depressed, I am pretty sure gave me ovarian cysts every month or did something because FUCK ME my periods hurt like hell...but now I'm off it...they are…

That'll be where I got it from then. I grew up in Switzerland but my parents are English so I am never sure if my phrases are normal or not haha

I have this weird problem where my bra cups shuffle down my body and end up sort of falling into the hollow of my rib cage. I'm a 34G, because I have tried to wear a 32GG but the back strap is too tight now (I got fatter lol). If I bring my bra straps tighter, then the bra tries to escape over the bottom of my boobs…

Apparently when I was small, I got confused and thought penis meant your general reproductive area (or front bum as I named it...because I was an odd child). Anyway, I announced to restaurant once: "I've got a penis, mummy's got a penis, and daddy's got a penis with a nose on it!" >.> So at least your kid knows you…

Wait...why does BC need to be controlled? Like...I get that you need to monitor people on strong painkillers or heart meds or whatever, so making them go get another prescription makes sense. But as long as you are relatively healthy, wtf is BC going to do (that you don't notice and go and shout at your doc about)…

...what?! I used to get the pill in yearly fucking doses. Just a big ol' bag of pills, all for free.

This is my new go-to when the Jehovah's witness people come a-knocking XD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

Omg this *has* to be satire, right? It's fucking hilarious. AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA