captmurphtang1
captmurphtang1
captmurphtang1

Hahaha I call bullshit on kids not eating strong flavours—my little brother started dousing everything in spice at age 6. Also, my other brother haaaated typical kid food (beans on toast, chicken nuggets, etc.) but loved seafood (the more tentacles, the better). While octopus is not exactly a spicy food, it's a

Dunno, my uncle is from Hong Kong and will outright refuse to eat some Western food. Like won't even try it. Cheese, for example. And it's not because he is lactose intolerant (I have seen the icecream you eat, Uncle!). He has just declared that all cheese=disgusting. He also won't eat beef (unless it is cooked

Umm...okay wtf. Because I would be turned on by lesbian porn, so I lose there, but even if I wasn't, what if it's warm and you sweat?! I can't be the only person who sweats, right? Or are women who sweat also deemed to be unworthy?

haha yeah apparently that's what I do too (the groping then snoring—I've not peed in a cupboard yet lol!) the human body is wierd!

I've woken up to being groped in a very welcome way by my partner. I thought he initiated it but apparently it was me—I woke him up by groping him! I have no memory of doing this, but I believe him. Luckily we are in a relationship and welcoming of sex at any time—I would hate to think if something like this happened

What if you are just wearing a plug? I have 1/2" stretched lobes and wear solid wood plugs, and you can't tell they are stretched. 1. I have big ear lobes naturally, so stretching them didn't make them look unusually huge, and 2. I took my damn time so I still have a decent amount of flesh around the plugs (instead

OMFG tears running down my FACE at that Patrick Stewart story. All the tears. ALL OF THEM! And that picture...omfg....bawling.

My GOD she sounds exhausting. Like even to have as a friend. I imagine there are all sorts of criteria activities have to meet, and everything has to be *just so*. There is nothing at all wrong with knowing what you want, but damn, lady. Chemistry (as in, love chemistry, not that rip off sounding dating site you

I think the one for women is not reversible. And thus no doctor will even consider it for me (they keep pushing me towards the copper coil—because heavy bleeding and worse cramps are so something I want >.>). I'm on the patch atm which is working okay, but I cannot tollerate the long term birth control like the

omg same I can't really tolerate hormonal birth control well (I use it, but it makes my moods harder to control and causes very painful cramping because apparently my reproductive system wants to be special), and this would be a godsend for us. I just showed this to mr murphtang and he said it is an awesome idea. I

I maintain that hormones are witchcrafty things—Kate was hospitalised with her first pregancy due to basically vomiting to the point of passing out....and she choses to go through it again?! I get forgetting how bad labour with it all happening in a day and oxytocin happiness after (although I can't imagine going

oh hun I totally get it. I have that stupid little voice in my head too (called bitch voice). I find it quite helpful to have an argument out loud with the bitch voice (I.e. my brain says "mr murphtang hates you because you are fat and no fun!", I will state out loud why that isn't true—"he says constantly I am

Urgh. I am a cynical bitch, but I genuinely believe humanity is good in majority. Or believed. This whole business has disgusted me, from the person who shared the photos to the people condoning it by looking at and sharing these photos to the sites not taking them down. How the FUCK can anyone think this is anything

Auto backup on phones? I think on the iPhone you can't turn it off, it automatically backs up all your photos to your account. You can also set up the backup function on Android, and I imagine it's very easy to forget you have that backup function turned on when you take the photos/forget to delete the photo before

I read this article "How to stop nude photos of you being leaked" and the first fucking tip was don't take nude photos. Umm...hello? I should be able to take a photo of whatever I want on my phone and *not* have some fool share that photo online. I understand the risk of sharing such photos online/with people you

also, miscarriages are totally controllable! Totally. I mean, all those women who desperately hope for a baby and have a miscarriage, they secretly didn't want babies. And abortions aren't necessary because we can all miscarry whenever we want!

I watched one. I vomited in a bin amd had to be excused. Miracle my arse, it's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen and I still have panic attacks about it. *blegh*

It's so nice that you are making the effort to find out what's happening from his perspective also. For me, being treated as a "regular" person (instead of a depressed person to be tiptoed around) actually helps, because it makes me feel normal. When people try to fix me I get more frustrated because I can't be fixed

As someone with...some sort of mood disorder (no one knows what the hell it is...ultra sad bipolar is what I call it)...I think he's doing the typical act like an ass due to depression bit. I get super paranoid about my partner not caring about me anymore during my depressive phases,and that he'll leave me if I am

how fucking stupid. My name is not Mrs. Boyfriend's name. It is Ms. Captmurptang. Because of this stupid tradition I jokingly said I will do a PhD so I can be Dr., then the order of things will be Dr. And Mr. Captmurptang :p but somehow I doubt the snotty invite writers would see the humor in this.