Okay I think my ovaries just exploded from the cute. XD

My fridge is sad and empty because everything is in the freezer. Except for some eggs, cheese, beer, milk, and some peppers. If we (only two of us) buy fresh veg/raw meat it goes off, so we buy the meat then freeze. We have real food....its just frozen (frozen stir fry veg is the motherf'ing best omnomnom).

Ok, it is probably just because I am super hormonal atm, but omg that penguin fishing makes me want to child so I can buy all the adorable things and give them to an adorable child and squee for days!

Are interracial couples really that unusual in the US?

If I have my own kid (unlikely) I would want to have it at 32 latest. Because otherwise I'll die when he/she is still too young. I know that sounds super grim, but I don't want my kid to be 20 when I'm 60, and risk dying of old age before they are old enough to deal with it.

Except she's not a fame whore? She pretty much keeps to herself, bar the royal duties she has.

I've said it before I'll say it again:

Women are genetically different and unable to talk about sports.

I am pretty sure I have had a grey hair since I was 17. I don't really care that much. Mainly because when I dye my hair (I use henna) the grey ones go super ginger and it amuses me that they are beacons of age. I make jokes about hating them, but I feel pretty meh about the whole grey hair dealy. Maybe because I have…

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Ha! XD I am going to share this knowledge with the world XD

I think I must be a man...

My boyfriend is dissatisfied with my tidying skillz.

Omg this annoys me so much.

I love disney films and have never thought I need to be helpless and weak to attract a man. I really don't think they influence kids as much as people think they do. If your parents are teaching you that women don't have to be weak and pathetic, then seeing a princess doing it isn't going to make you feel you should,…

I can't take the pill because it just fucks with my mood like woah. I get so angry and depressed and just want to hide in a corner and eat icecream. Luckily I got mefenemic acid tablets and they are magic! And I'm on the implant which at least means I'm not anemic anymore :) dunno why, the hormones in the implant…

I still think they should be tax deductible ;)

I had boobs and pubes at 8 too! Didn't get my period til I was 11 though. I hope it stops early because I really dislike it. And I am sure I spend a small fortune on tampons.

Serious, for $20 I want trousers, not tights. Tights around these parts are £3 for 5 pairs. Making it less upsetting when I break them with my clumsiness >.>

Omg I could make loads off of my implanon. Would make the hormonal unrest even more worth it ;) also...would this be once a month? It could fund my gin habit.