Oh god, that reminded me of a story my boyfriend told me about when he was younger (14) that the "icecream" van man used to not sell icecream but cigs and beer. I laugh but it's terrible. This doesn't happen anymore, btw, but I find it ridiculous that it ever happened in the first place.

I want this child right now, omg so fucking cuuuuuttteeee ^___^ *squeeeeeeeeee*

Hehe, sorry, this just reminded me of the time my mum started knitting a jumper for my brother...and then my eveb younger brother got it because she didn't finish it for ages. They are four years apart in age. This is what would happen if I tried to make clothes for hypothetical mini murphtangs. XD

Why has no one realised yet that calling people fat is not helpful in the slightest and just causes more damage? Helping people who want to lose weight is fine, but making kids paranoid about calories and weight is a great way to encourage eating disorders. Hell, I am not obese but I'm overweight, and I have a lot of…

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I was the other way round. I am pretty good at cooking and quite enjoy it, but until I moved in with my current boyfriend I would lie and deny it didn't want to be associated with traditional "feminine" roles and have it expected of me. Luckily my boyfriend isn't a dick, so we both cook, clean, etc.

We watched that video when I was in middle school. I vomitted in a bin and then passed out. It has firmly cemented the choice for me never to have my own kids, and if i did, they would be a c-section baby. shudder

I think I was quite lucky. I grew up in Switzerland mostly when I was little, before the advent of illegal sky tv, and swiss tv was bollocks. Seriously shite (its still pretty crappy tbh). So I read and got read to a lot. And got kicked outside to go and play in the woods. And as such, when it came to school in the…

I am fighting with excel (damn formula!) And have eaten chocolate cake and a cheese sandwich with Lingenberry sauce. Oh.... and I did some situps because the cake made me feel bad lol

I've never been bothered in the gym, except by the stupid personal trainers trying to sign me up WHILE I AM RUNNING. dude I am working myself to the max here and rocking out to the spice Girls, go AWAY!

I demonstrated the magic of spanx-type products (I can't be affording £20+ for a pair of damn tights) to my boyfriend. He now wants man-spanx (manx!).

Surely though with insurance you have paid for it? I am from the land of socialised health care so maybe I've got it wrong, but don't you get different insurance packages? Would it not be feasible for there to be an optional add-on for ivf/egg freezing cover that charges you a bit more each month?

I try and fail to shut myself up. Oh well, bring on the hate, people: I just don't think an unnecessary procedure needs to be funded by tax payers when governments already have shit all money.

It's fine, I feel the same. Logically, shouldn't kids mean more taxes (more people using more resources)? Feh, I am just a grumpy git though.

You would be white-other because you are American nationality. I believe those forms are for census purposes. So you put your race and then your nationality. Tracing back your roots isn't really a big thing hear unlike the states (at least, I've never come across it past people who are first generation British).…

You would be white-other because you are American nationality. I believe those forms are for census purposes. So you put your race and then your nationality. Tracing back your roots isn't really a big thing hear unlike the states (at least, I've never come across it past people who are first generation British).…

This this this. My boyfriend has a much lower sex drive than me. Couple it with my low self esteem. ...so much fun. Luckily he's not an ass and tries to make me understand it's not me it's just he doesn't want sex at every moment of every day (where as....I could quite happily do him constantly). But it sucks when I…

Agreed. Pregnancy and childbirth sound like the worst situation you could get yourself voluntarily into. I have a massive negative physical reaction to pregnancy/images of childbirth (the same I feel when I see a spider..ah!) To the point where I can't watch the adverts for one born every minute.

I've seen them in Beijing and shanghai (more in shanghai, shanghai is so swanky). I think they are quite a new thing though. I lived in Beijing back in 2009/2010 and there was none, but I go back a lot now for business and they seem to be popping up everywhere! So happy ^.^

In china too! It is useful for me as my chinese is...spotty at best.