Hillary gave speeches to Goldman Sachs! That’s terrible!

Sincere thanks to all of you at Jez and The Slot that continue to report this shit.

Lolol we’re all doomed.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

The disturbing thing is that all the idiot Trump supporters still think this is just about losing and a simple conservative vs liberal thing.

I actually think this, too (not that President Pence is any consolation). Trump has never really worked a day in his life, and now he’s stepping into the most labor-intensive job on the planet. It takes a toll on someone who is both intelligent and physically fit. He has admitted that he doesn’t read. The president…

Mike Pence is the worst, the only way he is better than Trump is that he maybe wouldn’t start a nuclear war because someone insulted his hair. But on reproductive rights Pence is far scarier than Trump.

“Although I’m sure his replacement would be almost as bad so it’s cold comfort at best.”

we’re going to call you on it. Everyone sees what you’re doing, People, and history will not forgive you for it.

A man at a Trump rally in Minneapolis this weekend sparked outrage after a Reuters photographer spotted him wearing a shirt that read, “Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some assembly required.”

Who needs terrorists to disrupt a nation’s way of life when you can just convince half of them to hate their own constitution, to want to dismantle their own rights.

And then they’ll insist that they don’t have the money for things that don’t involve badgering Hillary, such as... um... education and a whole bunch of other things. The world is really laughing at us.

How have they still not learned anything in the 8 years of wasting Obama’s time and screwing over the country?

The only good thing about this is that we’ll get four whole years of this awesomeness:

Oh please let’s win the House. I can’t stand eight more years of Congress refusing to actually do any work.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

I am glad he got caught now let’s hope they keep him in jail and the judge do not end saying “well, he has not killed anyone, he just raped some women and wrote something on a notebook about killing females, I bet he has a brilliant future as a fictional writer...”

Yeah I’m right there with you but on the other hand boys will be boys, locker room talk, banter, only words & so on.

One of the notebooks allegedly contained an index page which “listed the interests of the women that Cook was pursuing, what he would do with them, and one column simply marked, ‘kill.’”

The people planning to vote for him(?)