They're green because they're green. They're not black because being green is good enough.

You explicitly said it was a "sorry state of affairs" that this would be used to "patch up soldiers" rather than "accident victims"... My implication was strictly that soldiers *are* accident victims.

Sid Meiers is far too Civilized to get into pissing contests like this...

Sarcasm, for the miss!

3rd fun fact - Where did I actually write anything that said you wrote that we should let soldiers die on the battlefield?

I see what you did their.

So, everyone except him and Chris Roberts suck... Context FTW!

Here's a fun fact... the soldier that needs to be patched up was trying really hard to not need to be patched up, so I think it's fair to categorize him as an accident victim as well.

Talk about pompous! NORMAL PEOPLE TAKE THE STAIRS, JERKFACE! ESCALATORS ARE FOR THE SUPER RICH!

Push button. Receive bacon. Fondle baby...

Nope...

Incorrect. Number of times it was dropped = 800 + number of times he can remember.

The fundamental mechanical design of various kitchen gadgets hasn't changed in...ever. A blender is still a blade being spun by some sort of motor, and that hasn't changed (and won't change) since its inception... it might weight more than it needs to, but an old blender is still a blender.

Because they're, you know, permanently locked in the room...

I'm not sure. I'll check...

> JB'ed

Just about the only thing in that video that I would consider an acceptable prank was covering the guy in aluminum cans... that would be epic.

Based on the principle that you run faster when you're being chased, I feel like adding explosives into the mixture is only going to enable you to throw both faster, and farther...

Must...get...back...

Not all of us.