I'm waiting for them to test the pebble design by skipping a few across a pond. Seems just as relevant as these drop tests...

Yes, nukes are highly effective at protecting your country from terrorists...

Since when does Ron Paul perform in black face?

Dripping water on my forehead is considered torture, but it's perfectly acceptable to squeeze medical marijuana juice into my eye and then prod them with a Klingon pain stick?

The first trillion will literally kill you.

Then you're not disagreeing hard enough...

Billy, I appreciate the info, but I'm already aware of the truth.

She also promised that whoever will fund her research will receive cake. Delicious, moist cake.

It's actually kind of poetic that a Middle Eastern woman figured out how to do something with nothing...

I disagree with this image.

We used to be so good letters and numbers...

Can you find the 1 Dr. in this photo before Dr. Cox Shouts at you?

"the numbing sensation that users are accustomed to has disappeared"

Get real...

More likely the entrance to ruining a franchise...

This looks like it might try to kill Harry Potter...

4 words still stand between fat people and exercise: very tight neoprene shorts.

Boop beep beep boop...

Have I ever had more than 200 milliseconds to push F8? Because it's never seemed like it...

Tupac did, and it turned him into a hologram.