I don't recall ranking their chances against the space agency of any country.

Don't think I like it.

And the F35 has had successful test flights.

Hopefully she learned to leave WinAmp alone...

I suppose...

Facebook + Instagram = MySpace, right?

If we were looking at pictures of an Android tablet with a new screen technology or Linux gaming console purporting to change the future of mobile computing / gaming devices, the writers (and commenters) would all be singing the vaporware song by now...

What you're telling me is... SpaceX isn't the government of North Korea? Hmmmm...

If that science to you, your high school science teacher must have been creepier than normal...

And that's after you buy 2 tickets for being fat...

The reference given is "Heinz's in-house magazine". Given the fact it's a company publication, it's likely considered to be misspelled because it's not the company-adopted spelling.

The first private spaceship that might dock to the international space station someday if the ISS is still there by the time they launch if they actually make into space without exploding...

Decent method for step 1.

Ever hit a patch of thick mud on a 2-wheel version and have it (not you, just it) come to a complete stop instantly?

That's 15 pounds with helium in the tires ;-)

You could probably tow it behind an ATV...

How would having sex with your dog help the world energy crisis?

Exhibit E: Lindsey Lohan

Why would a chef want to apply tiny unit markings to a fish to use it as a measurement device?

PA CHOOO! KIDS ARE HAVING SEX AT THE MALL!