Yeah, because I'm incapable of dropping a brick down my own chimney...

This does not look like a penis...

Snoop Doggy Dog on the infographic...

I found the projectors of the mid 19th-century to be of insufficient dynamic contrast ratio to adequately reproduce black people. I'm glad technology has finally advanced to the point of Pepper Ghost equality...

256 electrodes would make your brain look like an original Nintendo game...

Man, I thought we've moved beyond Thunderdome...

Call me back when we invent hyposprays, eh?

Everything I post I searched for specifically because it occurred to me that it was related. When I heard about a build up of electrons in the atmosphere, this is what I thought of.

If you play Creed in the background, you have a video of hell...

This response makes me so much happier than the "Wow, you're a racist" I was expecting...

Here is a blanket to help you get over your disappoint...

I'm dubbing this "Slumdog Millionaire LOL J/K Our Bad"

It's certainly a prototype of the new new iPad...

Aliens can weld too.

Their ships don't, but they have personal cloaking devices that turn the individual soldiers invisible (ie, the nvisibility powerup in Halo)

If you know you're about to be unfriended or blocked by someone, you can prevent them from being able to do so.

Any white coat add credibility to any physician...

OH GOD themightyspitz IS ONE OF THOSE! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD...

Not sure. Parts seem familiar...

Nope, just being generally satirical...