And that's after you buy 2 tickets for being fat...

The reference given is "Heinz's in-house magazine". Given the fact it's a company publication, it's likely considered to be misspelled because it's not the company-adopted spelling.

The first private spaceship that might dock to the international space station someday if the ISS is still there by the time they launch if they actually make into space without exploding...

Decent method for step 1.

Ever hit a patch of thick mud on a 2-wheel version and have it (not you, just it) come to a complete stop instantly?

That's 15 pounds with helium in the tires ;-)

You could probably tow it behind an ATV...

How would having sex with your dog help the world energy crisis?

Exhibit E: Lindsey Lohan

Why would a chef want to apply tiny unit markings to a fish to use it as a measurement device?

PA CHOOO! KIDS ARE HAVING SEX AT THE MALL!

Yeah, because I'm incapable of dropping a brick down my own chimney...

This does not look like a penis...

Snoop Doggy Dog on the infographic...

I found the projectors of the mid 19th-century to be of insufficient dynamic contrast ratio to adequately reproduce black people. I'm glad technology has finally advanced to the point of Pepper Ghost equality...

256 electrodes would make your brain look like an original Nintendo game...

Man, I thought we've moved beyond Thunderdome...

Call me back when we invent hyposprays, eh?

Everything I post I searched for specifically because it occurred to me that it was related. When I heard about a build up of electrons in the atmosphere, this is what I thought of.

If you play Creed in the background, you have a video of hell...