This response makes me so much happier than the "Wow, you're a racist" I was expecting...

Here is a blanket to help you get over your disappoint...

I'm dubbing this "Slumdog Millionaire LOL J/K Our Bad"

It's certainly a prototype of the new new iPad...

Aliens can weld too.

Their ships don't, but they have personal cloaking devices that turn the individual soldiers invisible (ie, the nvisibility powerup in Halo)

If you know you're about to be unfriended or blocked by someone, you can prevent them from being able to do so.

Any white coat add credibility to any physician...

OH GOD themightyspitz IS ONE OF THOSE! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD...

Not sure. Parts seem familiar...

Nope, just being generally satirical...

If it's dark at 11:30, you've either picked the wrong 11:30 or your clock is wrong.

Eh, I've seen this one. And this one. And this one. And this one.And this one. And this one. And this one.And this one. And this one. And this one.And this one. And this one. And this one.And this one. And this one. And this one.And this one. And this one. And this one.And this one. And this one. And this one.And this…

Perhaps if this is the cause of earth quakes...

Kuwait is #12 in the list of countries from which the US purchases crude oil...

Some people have giant smart looking heads, Giz...

Certainly.

Yes. [knowyourmeme.com]

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Cast shot of the TV series "Enterprise", which was later renamed "Star Trek : Enterprise", which was later canceled.