Dear Kuwait...

Yeah, if you start off just calling something Enterprise, it probably won't do as well as you were hoping...

So, you're saying newer alternatives to existing technology are purchased at a slower rate than the technology they replaced?

I'm sorry, Dr. Thomas, but before we can hire you as a gynecologist, we're going to need to inspect your vagina to make sure you conduct yourself professionally in all matters related to our business...

Helicopter? Amateurs!

That's better than being pulled over with a children's hooker in the car to doing transvestite movies, isn't it?

I was naturally clever, funny, and informative when I got my star, highly critical of something Giz wrote when I lost it, and now I feel like I'm on some sort of black list...

No one who's ever pulled a gun on Captain Mal had any win in them...

I've watched the video of him saying the original video was fake, but it was clearly a bad CGI rendering of him saying it was fake.

Sorry, it's theoretically impossible to Photoshop any winning into a Ginger...

Pandering seems like so much less work, though...

But if it was bigger, you'd hold it father away... right? Isn't that how Apple says it works?

I really wanted to read this article, but I could not.

In order for the pictures to get prettier, ugly people must grow longer arms...

I'd prefer an action cam with interchangeable Jason Bornes so I could Matt Daemon back into the new one.

I wanted to read this article, but I couldn't find it...

Yeah, my comment was meant in the context of the article... Without tracking, you'll get ads for penis enlargement rather than that Kitchaid Mixer you were price shopping for.

PEW-S-A! PEW-S-A!

Yes, for that quote, I chose Dr. Eggman / Robotnic.

A test that will tell you if you're going to have a heart attack...