If you can dodge a wrench...

"Any wishing to change their votes? Seeing none..."

A: Everyone's backets are wrong...

Q: How are March Madness and an intro to programming course alike?

I'm also assuming you're asking questions in good faith and not trolling me...

The University of Phoenix *is* accredited, but it's still essentially a joke. You can easily find where a university is ranked by various college ranking organizations by doing an online search.

If the antenna on my grandparents house in the country has taught me only one thing, it's that the TV doesn't work well through a cloud.

If you can get into a college without showing an SAT or ACT score, that should tell you something.

Will do this?

So this...

Perfect for creating a patch of sour patch kids...

What to stay away from:

God, we're outsourcing our US Navy Admirals to China now?

Yes. Whenever companies want us to do something, it's generally easiest to just drink the Kool-Aid they're handing out...

Here's a Kleenex so you can dry your tears...

*le sigh* Yes, it was a joke...

3 year old's love Chicken McNuggets! HAPPY MEAL BITCHES...

I guess your machine just doesn't have enough...

No. As always, Gizmodo is very, very dishonest in their kidding of you.

It's a metro theme, so the hint of blue at the bottom-right is supposed to let you know, intuitively, that there's another horse just off screen.