6 ways to totally avoid metro (transit)

I hope they RAID-5 it...

Awww man, we've all been Samsunged!

On Twitter, you say? Hmmm...

Or alcohol, or cocaine!

The only thing actually wrong with the Playbook is that you can't hack it and stick Android on it.

It's those damned social entitlement programs that're killing the economy, I swear...

Yeah, just shove a tiny ass dog into it and give it to a dumb blonde whose function in the world is indeterminable.

The feathers also ruin it.

Is that a snuff GIF?

You better finish your soda, Skip! There are roofless kids in Ecuador, you know!

Yeah, and why don't people in Africa just install indoor plumbing in their houses so they can stop spending their money dying of malaria and buy their poor kids some food!

Your picture looks like upside-down tattooed cleavage...

Next up: How to turn your girlfriend into a hoover

And stupid fatties from Jersey...

Agricultural subsidies are actually designed to keep the prices up by paying farmers *not* to grow crops on regular intervals.

> 90 percent of our corn here in the USA is GMO corn from Monsanto

I found an image of the free tethering...

Paper stills grows on trees, right?

I'd still rather be an official Buckyball tester...