Indeed you did.

> Nothing beats a first love.

I heard unmarried and miserable makes you three thousand times as likely to not survive the cat attacks...

Rumor: iPad HD Will Be On Sale but Sold Out At Every Store Near You Match 16? There. I fixed it.

Too much giant blue wang... too much.

*le sigh*

Reading a book on anything but a book is dumb.

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, neodymium...

So... no souls?

Sometimes I have to remind myself...

I could actually see this being declared legal...

I'm no expert, but, wouldn't that be a directional wave and thus suitable for very limited applications where the transmitter and receiver have to be pointed at each other?

Maybe the lake doesn't piss you off...

That's what she said...

Seems like a simple solution... wireless fiber connections for all!

> it's enough to ask Americans where Germany is on the map

To be perfectly honest, I both enjoyed it and acknowledge that it was one of the worst movies ever made. I call this howard the duck syndrome...

Agree to disagree...