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This is sort of like the aspirin birth control... in so much as it is defective when it spreads.

I think we just inverted Sir Mixalot and came up with "Baby Ain't Got Back"...

Yo dawg, I heard you like dub step, so we put some dub step into your dub step so you can dub step while you dub step...

The magic number is 92 pounds...

This technology is essentially useless until we properly miniaturize sharks...

Yeah! It's almost as bad as imagining trying to reuse electric cords without the protective rubber coating, or driving a car without the protective floor...

*sung to the tune of the Nation Wide Jingle* Swash Bidet Won't Make you Gay...

Luckily, I laugh like a ninja...

Why would HE ever washing YOUR hands after pooping?

I know, that's why the sentence at the end is there.

Q: Where's the hardest place to find an F-35?

> if you're caught within the event horizon

Dude, don't take things that belong to other people. Ya know?

Because rockets.

In terms of escaping from a black hole, the important thing would be having a high thrust to mass ratio. Having a high T2M ratio would make you fast, sure, but being fast wouldn't necessarily mean you have a high T2M ratio.

It'll be a fun day when you can find anything you could possibly want to watch on a subscription service you don't have and can't get access to!

Gosh, I'm definitely going to have to Bing for some more information about this subject!

Wrong.

Adele warned us she was going to do this. Why didn't we listen?