Dear Team USA,

Ah, well, that makes perfect sense as to how you'd be confused as to how I was confused, being in that you were confused about my confusion because my confusion was confusing...

I'm only giving the people what they asked for. Jesus Christ guys, it's not like I posted it 30 times. Using the same joke 3 times in a row is well within the comedy guidelines outlined by Family Guy...

Because I think it's funny.

Yes, that I did on purpose. Wasn't sure if I'd inadvertently done something else on accident.

Apple is going to sue Samsung. For using pixels.

Apple didn't invent pixels.

lol... Just out of curiosity, what is it you saw me doing?

AND EDITOR!

Apple is stupid. For having so many pixels.

I lost my laptop...and my tablet. And phone. And bag.

> Then it got lost, because I am terrible person.

They're doing it wrong... the web site should currently be getting DDOS'ed with Anonymous nomination forms...from child porn servers hidden deep inside the CIA.

Unfortunately, computers don't have a "biological age" as they aren't biological at all...

The water's fine. Come on in...

It'd be a super useful tool for the 21st Century peeping tom... organizes all of your victim's pictures for you so you have random access to who you want to peep tonight.

Officially old hat.

I heard Samsung likes 30 Rock so much, they're planning on releasing a 27 Rock, 27.7 rock, 28 Rock, and a 30.1 Rock...

> if you don't live in an area with suitable internet access

No possible way this could be a bad idea...