Why would HE ever washing YOUR hands after pooping?

I know, that's why the sentence at the end is there.

Q: Where's the hardest place to find an F-35?

> if you're caught within the event horizon

Dude, don't take things that belong to other people. Ya know?

Because rockets.

In terms of escaping from a black hole, the important thing would be having a high thrust to mass ratio. Having a high T2M ratio would make you fast, sure, but being fast wouldn't necessarily mean you have a high T2M ratio.

It'll be a fun day when you can find anything you could possibly want to watch on a subscription service you don't have and can't get access to!

Gosh, I'm definitely going to have to Bing for some more information about this subject!

Wrong.

Adele warned us she was going to do this. Why didn't we listen?

Dear Team USA,

Ah, well, that makes perfect sense as to how you'd be confused as to how I was confused, being in that you were confused about my confusion because my confusion was confusing...

I'm only giving the people what they asked for. Jesus Christ guys, it's not like I posted it 30 times. Using the same joke 3 times in a row is well within the comedy guidelines outlined by Family Guy...

Because I think it's funny.

Yes, that I did on purpose. Wasn't sure if I'd inadvertently done something else on accident.

Apple is going to sue Samsung. For using pixels.

Apple didn't invent pixels.

lol... Just out of curiosity, what is it you saw me doing?

AND EDITOR!