Apple is stupid. For having so many pixels.

I lost my laptop...and my tablet. And phone. And bag.

> Then it got lost, because I am terrible person.

They're doing it wrong... the web site should currently be getting DDOS'ed with Anonymous nomination forms...from child porn servers hidden deep inside the CIA.

Unfortunately, computers don't have a "biological age" as they aren't biological at all...

The water's fine. Come on in...

It'd be a super useful tool for the 21st Century peeping tom... organizes all of your victim's pictures for you so you have random access to who you want to peep tonight.

Officially old hat.

I heard Samsung likes 30 Rock so much, they're planning on releasing a 27 Rock, 27.7 rock, 28 Rock, and a 30.1 Rock...

> if you don't live in an area with suitable internet access

No possible way this could be a bad idea...

That's what she said...

"I forget his last name, but I remember liking him immensely, not least of which because of the earring, which I thought really worked for him."

I've never lived in Chicago, and I have no desire to research its particular corruption.

I think I'm dumb, therefore, I'm not.

Every red-blooded American that lives in a semi-large city has shoe-hunted a pigeon at least once while no one was looking...

And pogs.

Actually, we can and already do have both. Yay, kittens!

Sounds more like we're in the middle of a Malthusian dog fight to me...

A corrupt politician is extraordinarily good at gaming the system.