In Soviet Russia Taco Bell, Invisible Aires Invades You... You Coast Roller Buenos, no?

And proof reading...

The guy in row 2 column 1... that's a Darrell Hammond character, right? There can't possibly be a person that looks like that alive in the world...

The only thing full of more crap than Taco Bell meat is the people claiming Taco Bell's meat isn't full of beef...

I assumed those pictures of "hot girls in your area that want to meet you" were legitimately obtained but lying about being from my area...

IQ tests are weighed by age. This computer program is 0 years old... If you wrote a Hello World! program, it probably has an IQ of at least 115...

It could also easily be lower, considering this is Gizmodo...

"I cannot think of a more insidious threat to the erosion of democracy than citizens who do not care."

That's why I only eat dumb animals, like cows and chickens.

Explaining a Nickleback reference is sort of like explaining the pain of child birth. You won't fully understand, and you're actually better off not knowing.

Of course women drive. My dry cleaning isn't going to drop itself off, and it sure as hell isn't going to pick itself up!

Rather presumptuous of you...

I would feel sorry for her as well, but, I'm a bad person.

This is how women drive, too...

Damn it, I'm just going to have to buy another Hulu Plus on the Wii in 3 months when my kids are tried of the green one...

It's a pretty lonely island that I live on... I ran so far away on a boat because I'm not part of your system.

Ah, medicine AND science is overrated. I tear them to pieces, and throw every piece into a fire...

I guess I better hide my kids, and hide my wife...

Automatics just aren't the same without the clutching and the shifting...

I feel like I outgrew this when I graduated from college and stopped buying furniture that's awful...