Kinda like a Nickleback concert, eh?

Or "...make the F-35 play nice off the ground"

That's not the plane we're looking for...

Here's a picture of the good bars in Missouri, for those who are interested.

Yes. Horse glue. That's what you should be sad about...

I also like the ease of walking in and walking out of the store with a fridge that isn't full of AIDS...

JJ, is that you?

It's not that I don't follow the OP's train of thought... staff (peope) -> staff (magical) -> magic

Please stop insulting the scum of the Earth...

Beans.

Perhaps the part where you're trolling me?

> Don't wait until Valentine's Day afternoon to try to get a date.

Don't be a brIndian giver!

I am a Chameleon, not to be confused with Geico, which could save you up to three-hundred dollars on car insurance...

I just saved over $2 dollars on my car insurance...

$2300 from now.

Word association, perhaps. Association with your backpack full of gadgets and the poor girl who agreed to go on a date with an alcoholic? Not so much...

Desperate online pleas for dates... that always ends well for everyone.

Catfish? I can't believe you just posted that. THIS IS A FAMILY BLOG, DOUCHE BAG!

Didn't you guys *just* post an article saying to STOP making crap like this?