Perhaps, but not one that resembles magic ;-)

> You don't get it!?!? "One with a STAFF" get it now??? Like a magic staff LOL...

Did the guy screw up his servers? I thought he was just offline as far as anyone could tell...

The direct quotation from the article I got, and followed along to the picture of the staff. I just didn't find the Clarke's law to be especially relevant; sorry for the confusion ;-)

It's a well-known fact that JFK was killed by less than 0.00000000035% percent of the bullets fired within the State of Texas...

+5 internets for the picture. -2 internets for the quote, the relevance of which I cannot ascertain....

In many ways, every piece of technology is very similar to nachos...

Ummmmm... "PixelSnader". Choosen completely arbitrarily based on her post on: [gizmodo.com]

These will haunt my dreams...

I'm confused by what you mean when you say a DDOS isn't an attack. It's absolutely an attack. I don't get what you're trying to say... and your truck metaphor doesn't make any sense either.

Oh Ted, poor naive Ted. Do you really think that I would allow myself to take home a woman who wanted to talk during sex? I have a system for this sort of thing. You see, if I meet a woman talks too much, I pour drinks down her throat until she either stops talking, or gets too drunk to notice me taking home her…

I'm pretty sure future employers would already know he was a childish idiot by the fact he was a Giz writer... Gizmodo's reputation as being the tech blog equivalent of Jackass is why (1) the readers love the site so much (2) everyone else in the free world hates it.

You forgot to fix the tagline at the bottom. Should read "Mildly Hilarious?"

That's what she said, Ted... That's what she said. Or, at least, that's what I think she said as it was hard to hear her over the sound of me climbing down the fire escape...

DARY

Shooting a bounty hunter who's about to shoot you is neither cold blooded, nor murder... It's just being legen-wait for it...

My hybrid basement experimentation animals will be visiting you soon... TO LASH OUT!

The Samsung Epic in my pocket has done this since right before I put it into my pocket...

Which begs the question (begs that the question be asked, not "begs the question")... Why not just buy the stock outright?

She actually said "Heh"