Rather presumptuous of you...

I would feel sorry for her as well, but, I'm a bad person.

This is how women drive, too...

Damn it, I'm just going to have to buy another Hulu Plus on the Wii in 3 months when my kids are tried of the green one...

It's a pretty lonely island that I live on... I ran so far away on a boat because I'm not part of your system.

Ah, medicine AND science is overrated. I tear them to pieces, and throw every piece into a fire...

I guess I better hide my kids, and hide my wife...

Automatics just aren't the same without the clutching and the shifting...

I feel like I outgrew this when I graduated from college and stopped buying furniture that's awful...

Kinda like a Nickleback concert, eh?

Or "...make the F-35 play nice off the ground"

That's not the plane we're looking for...

Here's a picture of the good bars in Missouri, for those who are interested.

Yes. Horse glue. That's what you should be sad about...

I also like the ease of walking in and walking out of the store with a fridge that isn't full of AIDS...

JJ, is that you?

It's not that I don't follow the OP's train of thought... staff (peope) -> staff (magical) -> magic

Please stop insulting the scum of the Earth...

Beans.

Perhaps the part where you're trolling me?