> Don't wait until Valentine's Day afternoon to try to get a date.

Don't be a brIndian giver!

I am a Chameleon, not to be confused with Geico, which could save you up to three-hundred dollars on car insurance...

I just saved over $2 dollars on my car insurance...

$2300 from now.

Word association, perhaps. Association with your backpack full of gadgets and the poor girl who agreed to go on a date with an alcoholic? Not so much...

Desperate online pleas for dates... that always ends well for everyone.

Catfish? I can't believe you just posted that. THIS IS A FAMILY BLOG, DOUCHE BAG!

Didn't you guys *just* post an article saying to STOP making crap like this?

Perhaps, but not one that resembles magic ;-)

> You don't get it!?!? "One with a STAFF" get it now??? Like a magic staff LOL...

Did the guy screw up his servers? I thought he was just offline as far as anyone could tell...

The direct quotation from the article I got, and followed along to the picture of the staff. I just didn't find the Clarke's law to be especially relevant; sorry for the confusion ;-)

It's a well-known fact that JFK was killed by less than 0.00000000035% percent of the bullets fired within the State of Texas...

+5 internets for the picture. -2 internets for the quote, the relevance of which I cannot ascertain....

In many ways, every piece of technology is very similar to nachos...

Ummmmm... "PixelSnader". Choosen completely arbitrarily based on her post on: [gizmodo.com]

These will haunt my dreams...

I'm confused by what you mean when you say a DDOS isn't an attack. It's absolutely an attack. I don't get what you're trying to say... and your truck metaphor doesn't make any sense either.

Oh Ted, poor naive Ted. Do you really think that I would allow myself to take home a woman who wanted to talk during sex? I have a system for this sort of thing. You see, if I meet a woman talks too much, I pour drinks down her throat until she either stops talking, or gets too drunk to notice me taking home her…