So *you're* the devil...

Nope. No one.

Why does your mom eat less than your dad, but still get fat?

Tampons look like little ghosts, and ghosts are scary as hell...

The Green Ranger's shoulder sheild?

Probably ludracris speed...

They do what they must because they can!

OH GOD! DAMN IT GOOGLE THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANTED AND YOU KNEW THAT!!!!

Intuitively, I'd think it'd be twice as hard as pulling a 750lb pallet behind me, but, my education of physics says that depends on MuS and MuK...

No, that's Garrett Wang...

And Strange Fat Guy Who Stinks Worse

Nerd?

You're gonna love my nuts... on your wall...

Yes.

I assume you can do most things by jailbreaking your iPhone though. It's like playing rock, paper, nuke... nuke always wins.

Not being a troll at all. Saying you can do something by jailbreaking your iPhone isn't any more useful than saying you can do it by installing Android on your iPhone...

I did read the article, before I read your comment.

Another way is to not update to 5.

That was fast. The FBI did realize she wasn't *really* a secret agent, didn't they?

> Is More Awesome than it Seems