Hayden Christensen was the worst character in all the Star Wars movies...

IBM? Must stand for Irritating Bridge Monster, I've never heard of them...

I can't imagine that sounding like anything other than crap...

You're probably the jerk responsible for making my ladder less awesome than it could have been.

There's also a big difference between "how well you can read", and "how well you think you can read"... :-)

Surely you is a trollz...

Samsung has sold exactly 0 units of the 8.9" tablet? Wow...

I *knew* Apple was holding back features based on an internal timeline!

Digital Violent Revolt?

You just expect XBox to give you bandwidth for free? Psssst...

When gay people stop being so damned scary...

I did the same thing, but I did it at the character level.

Also, in order to be eligible for protection under a umbrella of "trade dress", it requires that the design have source significance or "secondary meaning."

I'm familiar with "trade dress". Pepsi cannot copy the Coca-Cola bottle shape, color, or general look because Coca-Cola HAS A DESIGN PATENT ON THEIR BOTTLE.

> It's a joke dude

There's pleanty of empty room in a Slinky for whatever you want to put in there!

There are people that would buy the smaller version if it was the same price or more expensive. Options are a beautiful thing.

Why do all of you guys not understand that pointing a laser at something is a BIG FREAKING DEAL?

Rain-X

Yo Dawg, I heard you like browsing the cloud... so I put a browser in the cloud so you can browse the cloud while you're browsing the cloud...