Am I like the only person who *wants* my ads to becoming increasing relevant to stuff I might like?

Yes, it is.

RTFA...

> maybe you need to study up on patent law

> I've only ever used it to follow my real-life friends. (Edit comment)

> That's why the milk has to be pasteurized, sometimes it's milk + pus.

No. He's saying that, if you take away all of the things the phone / laptop do better than the iPad, you're left with the functionality of the Fire.

*Still* doesn't beat a CM7 Nook Color...

Because Apple was the first product to use a white background for a product box...

Oh no! You misused the hash while apologizing for misusing the hash!

> It is a misuse of the tag because OrnateFreak's poor reading comprehension doesn't require any change to my copy.

Cop walks into a bank / state capitol / federal building, etc.

I've never known a girl with "massive tits" to show up to anything on time... Worst idea ever.

Yay, a product useful only to stupid people, spies, and people trying to win bar bets...

Finally! A processor capable of running Honeycomb!

> B) @captfoss - are you against Giz hiring people with parkinson's? They're an EEO!

So was mine.

So, Timelines.com is the new Baylor?

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today...

> the guy on your staff with parkinson's