Because you're more likely to die if a drunk driver crashes into your house from above than from the side...

That is true. Light waves change color as they bend around massive objects...

You'd have to create a medication capable of raising the temperature at which skin cells die...

I'd think porn sites would be entirely appropriate if your work involves fucking...

Flying distance in the city is different too... you can fly above most driving and walking paths, but you can also just go straight there if you factor in the vertical ascent and descent necessary...

In a big city like NYC, "walking distance" and "driving distance" are significantly different...

Asking a girl to come spoon you is sexting, based on the Wal-Mart principal...

Or this...

Or this...

Or this...

Or this...

Wouldn't have happened the building had caught fire...

Racist.

That photograph is a "false-color" image where red denotes areas of high temperatures and blue indicates areas of lower temperatures...

You just used an aweful lot of words to say "I put my monitor on a box"

Or you could just go buy those awesome Portal t-shirts...

It's even sadder tha you'd consider something children do for fun to be "crazy"...

Bipity bopity...

I guess your theory must be sound as your crazy ranting is being done on the internet rather than yelling at people on the street...

365 isn't a word. It's a number.