Le sigh...

Eat as much turkey breast as you can stand... a full pound of turkey breast is only 400 calories and 90 mgs of protein...

Hmmmmm... this *could* be cheaper than the $80 I've spent on that Netflix DVD sitting on my coffee table for the past 6 months...

Eat more protein, lift heavier things.

Excuse me what? Windows 95 had windows, which neans it didn't have to "show the whole screen"...

Those happened to be resistive touch screens, yes, but the capacitive touchscreen was invented in 1965 so they could just have easily been capacitive. And in fact, I'm sure at least one of them somewhere in the world was.

Two jokes at play... number one, this story is very "Duh!" inspiring, we kind of knew he was drunk without them having to confirm it. Just like Ryan Secrest is gay and Jack Ryan is a fictional character.

Every kind of users are always pimping their OS of choice.

My point isn't that someone was stupid for pointing out a tablet has a good screen, my point was that it's stupid that someone felt the need to point out that a tablet has a good screen.

Obama.

In other news about people named Ryan, Ryan Secrest was recently pronounced gay at the scene, Jack Ryan was declared to be not a real person, and Ron Paul was upset he wasn't included in this post and called me a left-wing American imperialist...

@JohnnyLongarms: If I pointed out that I own a Nook Color happily running CM7 and hate Apple products, would it change the way you read my comment?

I think you're confusing PTSD, which is under-diagnosed, with ADHD, which is over-dianosed.

Who the hell has three secretaries just in charge of writing dates on things?

And much like every other apple patent, something that Windows 95 could a full decade earlier if it happened to have a touch screen, IE, like they had in kiosks back in the day...

Wait, so you're saying a device whose primary job is to show you stuff to read is easily readable? Holy Shit, Batman! Let's get some CM7 up in the Batcave!

Yeah, all of those are true. I hate Apple too.

Your iPad2 must be a peice of shit ;-)

It doesn't make me do anything...

Your iPad must be a peice of shit...