captfoss
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So what you guys are saying is, I don't know what I'm talking about?

Awwww man, what do you mean my fridge isn't compatible with ice cream sandwich? I HAVE A WHOLE FRIGGEN BOX OF THOSE SONS OF BITCHES IN THERE RIGHT NOW!

Middle fingers set to the tune of songs by Cee Lo Green?

I think we all agree that stockings look better on women...

+1 for not making Kat wear those for the photo and get e-raped in the comments...

No, it's not... you probably knew that before you posted, you dirty scamp you!

Good riddance and screw you for stealing all our fish...

Hmmmmm... interesting that we managed to make our pallets (which were measured in inches) fit into an international shipping container (which was measured in meters), but the Brittish couldn't make their pallets (measured in meters) fit into the same sized shippping container (again, measured in meters)...

(Pros) You're thinner than you would be (Cons) when you die of cancer (Neutral) approximately the same time that you would have died of heart disease.

Just because you've decided to do work there and the people running the place have decided not to kick you out doesn't change the fact you're in a damned restraunt...

Osama's head has a lot of holes, his death only has holes if you're (1) ignorant of the full story of what happened (2) a conspiracy nut to begin with.

Yeah, somehow the idea that you might be racist sprung into my head at some point reading your posts...

Actually, no... there aren't.

Maybe today they would... but they wouldn't have then.

Because copper is shinney and these are kids...

Let me help your comprehension a bit...

The time to upgrade has come and gone, my friend...