Your post does *not* make you sound like a child molester at all...

"Instead of targeting the students, they should be out looking for meth labs in that town."

I apologize if, back when I was a 2+ pack of bacon a day meat-eater, if I ever inadvertantly threw bacon into your face / mouth because you were near me... the dangers of second-hand meat weren't widely understood when I was still doing it, so I am sorry and ashambed if I ever forced you to eat meat against your will…

Also, remember GeekSquad... KidmanSex.mpg is normal, ManKidSex.mpg is illegal...

Look at you still talking when there's science to do! When I read your post it makes me GLaD I'm not you...

Maybe she's a sociopath... I learned in my psychology class that sociopaths can live with ANYTHING...

The fact that large corporations are researching replacements for blood transfusions shows that it's possible to make money by selling artificial blood for transfusions.

LASER CATS! HO!

Hybrid screen Nook Color, por favor?

Your religion forbids a human blood transfusion, but is perfectly OK with scientifically processed cow blood extract? Hmmmmm...

Personally, I'm AB+ so I don't give a crap if you give blood or not ;-)

Performing a medical procedure on someone against their will is considered battery, and you both get sued / disbared for malpractice and sent to jail for battery...

That is perhaps the most selfish, childish, and unprofessional suggestion I've ever heard... #wherestheforrest

I feel dirty, like I'm in a place I was never supposed to be...

They were classified out of this photo... but...

No, I think they did it entirely with a n00b tube...

You must have been taught that thought experiment differently than I was, then ;-)

It's more acceptable to replace a MacBook Pro with a Compaq than it is a Compaq with a Compaq... because the dude with the Compaq ostensibly should have known better than to get a Compaq...