If you're moving / destaring / banning people frequently on a specific day, wouldn't it, according to the very laws of physics, indicate you're having an "move-tastic", "de-star-a-rific", and "ban-happy" day? #lighteningthemood

And that second bullet probably didn't help as much as it thinks it did...

Nope... just 2 bullets.

"Focus"ing crystals...

We only need to "win" once, you know...

@yuhitsosoft, that would explain why witnesses hear several instances of English voices yelling out "Bro, watch this... it's going to be SIC!"

I think I was too...

Hitting a helicoper with an RPG only causes it to crash if it causes it to have mechanical problems...

Sprint is the smallest fish in the large pond. There may be smaller fish in smaller ponds, but you're splitting hairs.

RTFA = read the full article, right? ;-)

If I recall my history correctly, it requires two large releases of nuclear radiation to get the Japanese government to do *anything*...

They don't get Gizmodos in caves...

I believe the most proper term is "KILL JOY"...

Yeah, Saddam was killed by a rope. Osama was killed at the end of an hour long COD team deathmatch set on insane... not entirely sure which hand you think the Navy Seals were using to hold their iPhone...

You can beg to differ all you want, but Sprint *is* the smallest of the remaining mobile carriers... so... yeah. They have less subscribers.

For the chicks...

You should start a club...

It's actually more similar to an XBox game because it costs $60 and won't work if you stick it into a PS3...

"Jokes are funnier when you get them.."