Because the cup company won't give then to them for free... greedy bastards.

RTFA...

Sprint says they don't care, because they don't have enough subscribers that they need to care...

He doesn't want you to know about the price of silver... obviously.

Probably... The TV that he watched it on still didn't pop out of a desk after he pushed a button, which is how he defined rotten tech...

Ewwww....

Indeed...but I took the "dry humor" class because I'm not Brittish but I kind of am.

@mullse01, the great Jobs said you *can't* hold it wrong...

It's timely... Obama just released his long-form birth cert to shut up Donald Trump... and he recently gave a speech about how the technology in the White House sucks...

Get hacked.

It's the human BarackObamiPad...

No it isn't.

Guess they were running low on lense flairs...

Also, why do we use rockets to get to space? Why not just turn the space shuttle upside down and let it fall into space?

I see what you did there...

Why do people keep asking why someone would hack in and steal credit card information from Sony...

Ummmmm... remember when (crackers) hackers used to hack into things to steal money?

tldr

The arrow isn't pointing left... it's pointing forward.

Not sure where you would have gotten that impression, it sure as hell wasn't from Microsoft ;-)