captfoss
captfoss
captfoss

Yo dawg...

And don't eat bananas...

Gary England teaches me to not be afraid of tornados... just to take my precautions.

It's also important to have a glowing fruit on the back...

"The AL wouldn't have that problem"

Probably because us guys *like* being called adult chickens and male dogs...

Considering turning the damned thing white apparently broke *everything*, I'm guessing your idea of them flawlessly turning the damned thing into RoboCop is a pretty big assumption...

Yeah, that's totally unrealistic... Everyone knows 12 year old girls in 1992 used DOS.

When you say "networking professor" do you mean dude who works at a vo-tech because he can't find a technical job in the "real world"?

In other news, the American Civil War has ended...

Entry 1: Apple

Just you.

Sea of cell phone lighters = looks cool from the stage. Actual lighters = looks cool from everywhere...

Oh, so that's what's at the rock bottom of the uncanny valley... duely noted.

Yo dawg, I heard you like commenters and you're a pretty awesome dude...

Holy shit, what are all these trees doing in my forrest?

Steve Jobs can actually pee from any distance from his toilet, because he pisses unicorns and unicorns can fly.

"I'd like to Blackberry in her Twitter, if you know what I mean..." - Bill Clinton

I'm not entirely sure "lower collateral damage" is an appropriate feature of a bullet that travels for an additional 4 miles *after* slicing through whatever thing you aimed it at...