If you're teleporting the cancer, it'd be pretty easy to make sure all of it's left behind... #sarcasm

A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SUPER FAST SHIPMENT!

Seems like the 3D glasses would really be a hinderance to sleeping...

Unless that's a 7-inch tablet, that home button is no bigger than any of the 4 buttons along the bottom of my Epic which I've never had a problem with because they don't move and I've owned the phone for longer than 3 minutes...

The MythBusters busted the myth that a small hole will cause the side of an aircraft to blow off...

Hmmmm... so I suppose the capacitive home/back buttons on my Epic 4G make it completely unusable?

Tablets... how do they work?

So this would make it, what? Pocahontas in Time instead of Pocahontas in Space?

Partying partying yeah... partying partying yeah...

Ever tried to use dish soap to remove radiation from a duck? It doesn't work...

Liz Lemmon would also like to have receiption somewhere in the city she lives... no dice for the iGotNoBars 4.0 (which is a bit ironic because here at Gizmodo, they internally refer to it as the IGotInBars 4.0)

I like that while you're bitching about their fact-checking, you link to something that clearly says "Don't use this for fact-checking, I don't actually know what I'm talking about"...

Ask an iPad...

Jehovahs Witness: See? 6 horsemen! We must be in the end of days...

Better not trust Bible technology then, because I'm pretty sure the Apocolypse comes with a 7 Horsemen scale...

The radio the car came with?

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@JoshUng: Bin Laden will probably bring this up in his next vlog...

@JoeMamasMustache: Nope. Firefly was canceled for not being aweful...

@bigcamcrsx: @SeraphX2: I apologize in advance for this, but, what's what she said...