@Zonky: Meanwhile, in Canada...

@in ottermann speramus: ,,|,

:-) is the inverse of "I'm not racist, but..."

Look, this just in... a DIY massacre kit! Just perfect for your next trip to Texas!

@superg05: Tell that to the Miami Heat and the New York Yankees...

@usedtowork: iDouché!

@usedtowork: Fact: 0% of iPhone models sold in the past 2.5 years support the latest version of Android...

TLDR...

@blash: Magnets? How do they work...

@Artifex: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

@captfoss: So given a phone that draws 125 mA of power from a 3700mV battery, you'd need enough of these to fill 21000 cm3 of space (roughly 10 2-liter bottles of soda) to generate enough power to run your phone...

#correction Actually, I'll correct Giz's math. The device outputs 1.56mW of power. 22 mw/cm3 is its energy density...

Correct my math if it's wrong...

Probably just a rounding error...

@lllbarllllcodelll: People wondering why their Kinect isn't working...

@Killjoy: More volume?

@fluffywarthog1029: That's what your housemate gets for looking at terrorists...

@Jallath26: You're saying you've never pulled into someone's driveway to turn around in a neighborhood? Or that you've always paid 20k+ for the privilege?

@cycle-ops: Translation: your mom's got more money than you do...

In other news, NYC police are reporting that Manhattan has tied a record-low for violent elephant attacks as of noon...