@Wolfstone is informative: If by trolling you mean dragging a delicious-looking peice of bait behind a boat slowly waiting for a large fish to go "Wow, I'll bite that", then yes...

I feel like this is kinda like the times my parent's laptop failes to detect the the internet...

What's a twitter?

@A Hypothetical Moose: Dear User,

@sub150: So far as I can tell, you can stream unlimited sports from anywhere... if you're OK with viruses and identity theft. I assume that's what the "browser add-on" and "one time charge" equate to...

So I was right with my "rat in a cage" analogy, eh?

@Wolfstone is informative: Obviously not as well as I would have liked... but I'm hopeful for the future :-)

@FriedPeeps: Careful... not even God can save you from him!

@Relyt is so cool like you guys that he: Indeed...

@Lord_Data ∞: I believe it's a secret ploy to have Gizmodo give me a star...

@Antubis: Actually, if you met me in real life, you might still not catch my sarcasm... :-/

@Antubis: Pssst, like you'd know anything about what it takes to get a star... /sarcasm

Sometimes I like to take these slow-comment articles as an oppertunity to shamelessly ask Gizmodo staff writers for a star.

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage... that's also a speaker for an iPod confuso...

@ManiacalShen: No body knows how many degrees it takes to get back to kelvin bacon...

@MrTripps: But they only say it 10 times overseas. In America, they seem to say it some weird fractional number of times...

Eh, I'll instant stream this mosaic in a month on Netflix with my new $8 a month streaming-only plan...

@sharkd: Hmmmm... so XP has Paint, keyboards have a print screen command...

Hope they're not using Windows or Linux...

What a shame... 335K is an aweful lot of hot pockets... Guess he's not paying much rent for that room in his mom's basement?