I want to believe you. Do we know that Lane takes place in 2016?

I love your optimism! I dig on multiverse too.

J.J. also said that the monster was also a child... So thousands of years old to us, but a child on it’s species... so that means it’s could be related to the one in Paradox, could be a parent to it.

Really, his problem isn’t that he intentionally leaves questions unanswered, but more that he sets up a bunch of impossible-to-answer questions and then fucks off and leaves other people to fix what he left behind.

They’re answered in a different parallel universe, but all throughout time, in the past, present, and future.

Yes, but this was all predicted centuries ago by Milo Rambaldi, who actually designed the particle accelerator after he had a series of visions of the future caused by the Cloverfield particle accelerator.

Since this comes from Abrams there’s a good chance absolutely none of the questions you ask will be answered, right? That’s what people more familiar with his work than I keep saying about him in these comments.

I’m thinking more violent version of Austin Powers.

He’s trapped in his brain and he can only communicate via catchphrase.

because the best idea right now in this day and age where everyone is offended and a victim and everything is misogyny ect, a duke nukem movie is exactly what will help reduce that right?! /s seriously if we want to hear everyone bitch about it, go right ahead, but im not really too keen on giving the people who love…

Hey lets not forget the ads for Fear Effect 2.

Sort of like a violent version of the Brady Bunch Movie?

Agreed; it’s Serious Sam’s time to shine!

If they never do it in the games maybe the cena movie would be the one where Duke Nukem still thinks it’s the 90s and everyone just pities him and he doesn’t realize it

Honestly... If anyone can make a serious (but totally ironic) film about Duke Nukem, it would be Michael Bay. Cheesy one liners and poor action sequences line up perfectly for Bay and a Nukem movie.

That being said, let the Duke rest. He’s dead. Just like Presley; he’s old, fat and has a totally forgettable performance…

Hey everyone, lets take a gander at the Io9 coverage of this very subject and read all the comments attacking those who suggested that racism might have played a part in the decision. Lets also take a look at those very commenters and their not-at-all-racist speculation about this accomplished astronaut getting pulled…

I spent the entire video both admiring the artistry and wondering when he was going to cut his own arm off.