I’ve gone from not listening to Lady Antebellum to not listening to them even harder. 

Man, I feel so guilty watching this show. There I am, engrossed by its themes of racial and gender inequality, captured by the world-building and the resonance and the literary references... and then Jurnee Smollett struts into scene and suddenly I’m like a kid who sees the girl he’s in love with passing by while he’s …

This is cool and whatever, but how about legislation to protect us PoC from police brutality?

I got a black face notification for this?

Fortunately, they only had to pull half of the Star Trek episode "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield."

The thing is Conan wasn’t just a buff dumb guy with a sword.  In many of Howard’s stories, Conan wins by being the smartest guy in the room.  He might have been ignorant early on, but he wasn’t stupid.  That sort of progression, from ignorant but smart rube to king and tactical genius seems like a pretty good arc.

I’m disappointed that no one serious seems to want to give Elric of Melnibone a go.

“This Amazon version is supposed to be a totally new story written by Colony’s Ryan Condal that sees Conan trying to find a place in a world that no longer needs beefy warriors.”

You know, Robert E Howard wrote a lot of stories about this Conan character.  They were pretty successful.  Maybe someone should try…

It was originally titled LA>Help>Slip>Franklin’s>Vegas.

Aw man. These are some of my favorite foods!

Sweet Jeebus. It’s like I don’t even know you people anymore....

heh. It’s like your staff is packed entirely with fussy 5-year-olds. Gwen, does the guy who used to “eat things (bananas???) for the first time” still work for the company? 

Y’all missing out.

My lame superpower is that I pretty much like all food items and pretty much every type of cuisine I’ve ever had.

How is life not bleak for you

Salad? Like, all salads?

Yes, I am right. Regular burgers require killing animals and producing huge amounts of greenhouse gases. Those are facts. If you can’t handle reading those facts without seeing moral negativity and accusation, then perhaps you might want to examine your ethics.

In other 1960 Bobby-related news, 1960's delightful “El Paso” was destined to become a concert staple of The Grateful Dead — enabling Bobby Weir’s dulcet vocals to tickle the eardrums of many a hippie and a classified number of Russian trolls.

In rebuttal, I would offer up the Beyond Burger, by Beyond Meat, a plant-based patty that’s been available retail for about two full years, and served at Epic Burger, Veggie Grill, TGIFridays and a bunch of other joints as well. Beyond Burgers are primarily pea protein (which is a complete protein source), and are…

Yep. That's a good one too. It falls just short of being a true classic and GOOD GOD, Caroline Munro.