Yeah sorry but the same can be said for guys.

Excellent 

I guess I was in a good mood yesterday. Today I can only hope that the class bully gives that dweeb a wedgie.

I’m always a sucker for Boston Market. Their creamed spinach is great.

Everyone loves a milf

Good.  He needs to build rockets and stop being a chode.

Not everyone has the money to do this for their kids/grandkids, but not all kids have the drive to do this.  Good for him.  

This looks amazing.  Like little pbj bao.

With a knife

Were there any shenanigans? Maybe people just voted for who they thought best represented them? Maybe it wasn’t the big scary machine?

C’mon baby let’s see that motherfucking tank! I need to buy a house and I need more of y’all overextended keeping up with the joneses types to default and bring down these damn prices. Also an economic downturn will be the perfect time for me to get my bathtub hooch business started.

I mean just look at his twitter profile pic. Anyone attempting the “most musclar” pose and using it as a profile pic needs to be kicked in the balls.

Long Groove is full of what I like to believe are rich robot serial killers ala The Stepford wives or maybe even Get Out.

Damn

It isn’t a fucking attack on you or your crazy ass baby daddy. Do your thing and raise your kids as best you can. It’s all anyone expects regardless if it is a 1 or 2 parent household. I glad you’re an awesome mom that can do it by herself but given normal circumstances 2 good parents are better than one.

I think it will please you to know that I have no fucking idea what you’re talking about.

Fight me

I like to think the same thing. What we see a historical artifact and wonderful piece of engineering he may have regarded with contempt.  Like a caged bird forbidden to take to the skies.  

Is a taco a sandwich?  Maybe a hot dog is a taco.

She truly is brilliant.  I’m not even being sarcastic.