I’ve gone to a Chiro to help me with some issues I was having with my shoulder. Tbn though he was also a physical therapist and that is mainly what I used him for. Everytime he transitioned to the back cracking I thought to myself “well here comes the bullshit part of our session.”

I went ahead and just bought a Camry XSE

One of my favorite steak houses is in river north so I’m glad the dbag manager was canned.

Make refried beans with it. It is fucking bomb

I was in hungover and in a rush. I’m sorry.

Dude I barely can barely handle the complexities of not using the same trimmer on my face that I use on my balls. I am not wearing make up.

They both look like ass. Fight me.

Does anyone even know what it is supposed to taste like?

Yeah they shit a lot. You don’t really notice it until it’s winter that there is a mountain of frozen shit in the coop. I just mix it in with all the other shit. You think chickens shit a lot you should see the mountain of horse shit I got.

I mean you can buy chicks for a few bucks from farm and fleet. Hell you can probably find free hens on craigslist if you wanted.

I’d build her throne of finocchiona

something, something, something, me la pela.

She’s thinking about how great she looks and how the photo-op will be received by the public. Narcissism baby!

Oh yeah. My flock of Rhode Island reds keeps me well stocked as well :)

Why do people live in a desert wasteland?

Stop being fanboys and let the NTSB complete their work. They’re here the to ensure our safety and aren’t some evil entity out to get Tesla.

The Tax implemented in Cook County (Chicago) taxed all sugar added drinks not just soda. The problem is that they overstepped their bounds and also taxed drinks with artificial sweeteners which is total bullshit.

“ME people”. A cry for help masked as internet outrage.....lol not really.

Like what? fucking water? Literally none of the shit we drink is healthier it is all garbage. Tax it and let me people stop being so fuck full of diabetes.

I ordered a burger the other day and the server cheerfully informed me that the buns were gluten free. I died inside. I just ordered a greasy ass burder I obviously don’t care.