Not defending them at all, but... white people do cuss.

I’m ready to hold your beer Jason.

And then Colin Furze gets hold of it.

Late to this party, but a high quality practical joke back in the 90s was to send a Hoveround rep to do a home demo at your boss/wife’s ex/asshole across the streets house.

“Life Alert, help us! Our rude Senior Travels tour guide was so sick of our questions that he left us stranded on the edge of the Grand Canyon! I’m rolling and I cannot stop!”

I think those ladies are shouting “send help, the batteries died and we are thirsty!”

They are still there. Two white crosses, with a faded teddy bear.

“Meat contamination,” indeed.

Is that kid giving an arian salute and just raising his other arm to conceal it?

This is an American mobility scooter:

chickity china the chinese chicken

I just want to say that Changli EV is cool and good, just like the Republic of China and a democratic Hong Kong.

He was already writing professionally about movies by that point. That was probably how he got the job. 

Go fuck yourself.

^This is also a psyop. Its objective is to make you go fuck yourself.

The only reason Chauvin’s rap sheet isn’t longer than Floyd’s is because he was a cop. But honestly the people crying “Floyd wasn’t a martyr!” are either just missing the point or blowing racist dogwhistles. 

This is a bad take and you should feel bad.

Favorite line of the episode:

You’re a legitimate fucking idiot. “Most likely a psy op” it’d be funny if there weren’t so many of you shitheels

His criminal record might actually be very important to current events, just not for the reasons people like Johnson think it is:

(The close-up on Nandor’s face when Laszlo said, “I don’t know about you, old chap, but I have a raging hard-on!,” was hilarious.)