neighbors remember his son as a gun enthusiast who enjoyed going to shooting ranges with his mother.

It’s from ‘67. But yes.

“I’d let her blow me.”

The 70s were really, really strange.

Florida has no state income tax, and poor school funding is a major result. So kids there have to learn about physics from Power Rangers. It’s the law.

You know you want to, bro

4/5 Squids

Though the tattoo has resulted in many free drinks in the past few years, you are right to assume my friends would cheap out after about night 2.

ASTROGLIDE CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS.

Yeah, but they had that cool satellite dish. Not that many other cars had that.

If it makes you feel any better, it probably didn’t mean anything in the first place.

When I told the guy I wanted an ass tattoo he was understandably grumpy, until I told him what I wanted and he laughed. My only instructions were “make it look like I got it in prison.”

Sure is. that’s what makes the whole ordeal even sadder.

I was recentley in Sweden and wanted to get something quick and simple that had Swedish cultural relevence. So I got an Ikea wrench on my upper arm. It is bad and awesome.

Oh wait, shit. That wasn’t me. That was Barry Petchesky. Sorry.

(is the girl behind Tyra picking her nose?)

Travis who?

It’s actually called the Scientology Celebrity Center? Why not call it The Place Where We Treat Famous People Far Better Than You Sniveling Slave Worms?