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Or they can turn it on during the summer and kill the person inside faster.

Ed Gein is intrigued.

Ed Gein is intrigued.

And they won’t be sent to zoos where inbreeding would be a problem. So like if the Cincinnati zoo had some of their close cousins, these cheetahs wouldn’t be sent there.

And anal sex with a gimp.

I thought he was just talking about the movie ticket site.

This. This is it.

Carol’s a dead ringer for the monster lady from 1966's The Reptile

Dan Brown absolutely gets shit on a similar level.

“ WHO would try to return a TV they just stole to the same store where they supposedly stole it from”

@TubeTime on twitter designed a pcb that lets you play Vectrex games on an oscilloscope.

“ medical professionals have told him that a vaccine is at least two years away”

I think that’s F1 driver Lewis Hamilton, not an engineer.

Well, two disciplines.

“Ahmaud grabbed the gun”

DA Johnson is overly accommodating to cops and ex-cops.

He’s talking about manufacturing capacity, not stockpiles.

He isn’t talking about stockpiles, he’s talking about manufacturing capacity needed to keep up with the huge rise in demand during a pandemic.

Probably two gallons.

Lucky Pierre invented something different, and was probably Greek.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. The chest freezer was in the living room when I signed the lease.