At the moment pretty much all malls are effectively defunct, possibly for the duration.

Vacant department stores would be good. There’s a mall near me in Connecticut that has a former Sears and a former Macys. And it is across the street from a hospital.

That’s why lots of people who live in cities don’t bother owning a car.

It’s okay, you’re just an obligate suburbanite.

That’s just what a city smells like in summer.

Cruise ships aren’t set up to *maintain* clean conditions.

She’s actually competent though. Maybe a little weird. But competent.

Harry Potter was the Florida guy who autopiloted into (under) the side of a trailer.

FYI, isopropyl alcohol can wreck certain kinds of plastic, such as acrylic.

Maybe, but the fact that the guy was playing a game at the time of the crash isn’t going to help them.

Big Reece Shearsmith energy, without the creepy.

Unfortunately there have been situations where bitcoin miners bought, or sought to buy, mothballed coal-fired power plants. So they could use the plants to generate electricity to power mining of dunning-krugerrands.

In addition to big teeth and animal strength they probably also carry herpes B which is fatal to humans.

I dunno, do they *look* like wise financial managers?

“Clouds look cool.”

“desirable results at a low cost.” 

Really the sticker means they are fans of cops shooting black people.

Feel free to “own the libs” by licking doorknobs in your area.

There’s nothing “passionate about automobiles” that these idiots were doing. They were doing it for the money, profiting by making their neighbors sicker.

Maybe Bernie should have played nice with the Democrats for the last four years.