That’s just what a city smells like in summer.

Cruise ships aren’t set up to *maintain* clean conditions.

She’s actually competent though. Maybe a little weird. But competent.

Harry Potter was the Florida guy who autopiloted into (under) the side of a trailer.

FYI, isopropyl alcohol can wreck certain kinds of plastic, such as acrylic.

Maybe, but the fact that the guy was playing a game at the time of the crash isn’t going to help them.

Big Reece Shearsmith energy, without the creepy.

In addition to big teeth and animal strength they probably also carry herpes B which is fatal to humans.

I dunno, do they *look* like wise financial managers?

“Clouds look cool.”

“desirable results at a low cost.” 

Really the sticker means they are fans of cops shooting black people.

Feel free to “own the libs” by licking doorknobs in your area.

There’s nothing “passionate about automobiles” that these idiots were doing. They were doing it for the money, profiting by making their neighbors sicker.

Maybe Bernie should have played nice with the Democrats for the last four years.

We’re more likely to get a Pelosi administration

Considering how often computer games get blamed for shootings, I can’t blame Twitch or his eSports team for suspending/dropping him.

Looks like he’s wearing a wig now.

I had a house in Cincinnati where the garage was too narrow for my late 80s Olds Cutlass Ciera. I mean, it would have fit inside but I couldn’t have opened the doors to get out.

Armor nipples.