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“Clean up in voting booth 4"

She shouldn’t have asked Mama June to play matchmaker.

She raped him, he had the knife for self defense.

Insurance fraud.

That’s the keyboard cover/film peeling up farther than other areas.

Someone will make a mint someday auctioning off a pair of mint BBB shoes, the Edsel of athletic equipment.

I’m pretty sure I licked my old lead D&D miniatures at least once.

“it’s the assholes on Capitol Hill”

“what do any of you who feel that fucking castmembers from Will & Goddamn Grace calling out other rich assholes is going to benefit We The People?”

If money is speech, per the Supreme Court, then it would seem that “private political speech via money” is self-contradictory.

Revoke it.

Somebody please deport Varney.

Dobbs was talking bullshit on CNN in 2007 about immigrants bringing leprosy.

Sounds like a spinal deformity.

I’d be wary of fuckin’ no-name usb phone chargers sold by gas stations, let alone something meant to be inhaled.

Maybe he’s wearing some kind of personal dashcam.

“The guy starred on a show with this person for a long time, what’s he supposed to say?”

On the other hand what is said in the cam show could be just performance, just like what the woman says in the cam show is just an act.

“Considering the weird flood of mom and step child porn that’s out there, this may not indicate what they think it indicates.”

Nah, naked unarmed black people have been shot dead by cops.