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Intentionally or unintentionally?

Wonder why they don’t just send a probe that separates into a data buffer/repeater that hangs out where it’s safe, and a probe that goes into the danger zone and sends the data it collects back to the buffer.

Today I learned that hospital scrubs are “nonbinary” apparently.

They’re not selling it in the US though so they don’t have to make that allowance for the linguistically disabled.

In the years since I bought my Juke in 2012 it has become obvious that the real market sweet spot for them is middle aged and older women.

Even in Nissan TV commercials that showed a lineup of vehicles there wouldn’t be a Juke.

If they wanted good mileage they would have bought something eco-friendly and aerodynamic like a worn out U-Haul box truck.

Hummer repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce.

Ssangyong Odious

“ I guess it’s good that old paradigms of celebrity are being torn down and replaced with populace stars, as the old paths of access were heavily gated and inaccessible to most.”

There’s a cartoon around, where Miller gets a time machine and travels back in time to deport his own great-grandparents.

He probably thinks it’s green, and doesn’t understand map projections so thinks it is a lot bigger than it really is.

Trying to imagine an Aston-driving supervillain building a lair at Mount Saint Helens. Flannel-shirted goons sitting at control panels and standing guard.

An Aston Martin sticker, maybe.

Bond hears “Spitfire”, ends up extremely disappointed.

CVS in Boston started doing that with my Ritalin right after I used a screwed up prescription from a different doctor from the same office as my doctor (my doctor was out for some reason).

Just remember that Pill Club isn’t Planned Parenthood, they’re a Silicon Valley company started and run by men, that doesn’t identify their executives or board on their website, and are funded by venture capital greedheads to the tune of $61 million so far.

Officer Itchy Finger, Officer See No Evil, Officer Hear No Evil, and Officer Speak No Evil.

It would be more obvious if Pitt’s part in the scene were played by a skinny nebbish type who looks like he struggles with envelopes. Or an old guy using a walker.