“I honestly got evil child catcher”

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Just the one jar?

Just the one jar?

“there’s a good reason that the first two didn’t; they couldn’t independently verify.”

Of course Greenwald doubts it.

So wait... Barack and Michelle stayed in a bugged hotel room?

Drop the mict.

I’m guessing Jackson’s blackness doesn’t play much of a role in the script, and wouldn’t even if Samuel L. Jackson were playing him.

That light?

“looking for was someone who could “unlock the spirit””

“What does not work, however, is Joseph Fiennes playing a waxen, powdery Michael Jackson with a nose that looks like two hot dog halves stitched together and covered in concealer.”

I wonder how many of those aren’t so much “Prince’s cars” and more like “cars kept around Paisley Park for visiting musicians, producers, and engineers to use.

• 1999 Plymouth Prowler

*Do it while you still can*

“The person who buys the trophy is...”

So basically the plane suffered anal prolapse during launch. Nice.

They’re going to get flensing knives. They’ll strip a man to the bone in seconds.

“Do you honestly think the chance of someone running up to this particular car and driving off to cause mayhem is greater than about .00001%?”

Weighs more than a Juke. Larger displacement engine. 40 fewer horsepower.

It’s the condescending sense of “sport”: “Hey, sport, can you get my jockstrap cleaned? *tosses jockstrap*”