“The Juke is the new PT Cruiser - people liked it because it was different when it came out”

“The Rogue Sport is powered by a 141-horsepower 2.0-liter engine”

Presumably the projector puts a black rectangle over the location of your TV or monitor, so it isn’t projecting onto it. Then the only visible projected image is to the sides of your TV/monitor.

You’d probably need a great sense of humor to be married to him.

You should really include Turner Classic Movies. That channel is awesome.

Presumably they like to have the ability to station a floating airbase close to the action, so the planes don’t have to fly halfway across the planet to reach a target.

“Hey, look at who I married....... this isn’t helping, is it?”

Actually the wall will be built by Donald’s friends in the mob, who will also take payments from the Mexican cartels to put garage doors in the wall.

“VTOL fighters are a novelty that does party tricks. Completely unnecessary.”

Huh. So Trump thinks Mexico is going to pay for the wall, when Trump is also trying to strip-mine Mexico’s tax base which they would presumably need to pay for the wall.

“fried chicken, collard greens, and cornbread.”

Huh, I wouldn’t have expected much snow there, though I suppose that could be at a highish elevation. TIL.

Just imagine what Trump thinks LCS stands for.

Trump just doesn’t want them counting his money. He’s okay with them in the Navy or running HUD.

Hell, the GOP are probably trying to figure out how to get the name “Gabrielle Giffords” removed from the USS Gabrielle Giffords.

This isn’t quite right. The HMS Invincible, Illustrious, and Ark Royal have all been decommissioned. The RFA Argus is an armed hospital ship, not so much a carrier, though aircraft can land and I think it hosts some helicopters.

““Racism” however, is a very specific term and connotes power.”

Yeah, I was on a jury last year. The plaintiff’s lawyer brought an iPad Pro (a *bent* iPad Pro) and a small projector and it fucking *sucked*. So clumsy.

Get out of here with that dated-as-shit obsolete technology. A giant tweet printed on foamcore looks more modern than a tube CRT and a VCR.

That’s not how they do it in Congress.